Greetings from CPAC

I love Gaylord! We're Having a Blast!

After the mix-up last year that found me delivering a speech at a CPAP convention, I’m finally here with my people. I felt much better after I learned I wasn’t responsible for everybody falling asleep but its’ great to be here with so many of my favorite conservatives. I can tell you there’s always room for more, so if you’re by Gaylord, Texas come join us.

There’s stuff for everybody including the children. They did an adorable immigrant hunt where the kids got to be ICE agents hot in pursuit. CPAC is always fun for the whole family

There’s stuff for adults too. In addition to speakers like Matt Gaetz and Dean “Hercules” Cain, there’s some amazing entertainment, food, and cosplay. Here’s Kash Patel serving notice to Lindsey “Scarlet O’Hara” that’s he’s coming for Lindsey’s crown in the costume contest.

The food is always amazing at C-Pac. Stop by the Sweet Life Treats Bakery and tell them Jack sent you. The fetus cakes and cookies are amazing and you’ll burn off the calories just walking around the convention center.